I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.