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Being White Is A Job In America. You Take That Away, You Better Get The Soldiers Out.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!

What Price Would God Demand From The Churches For Having The Audacity To Lighten The Color Of His Son's Skin, And Straighten Out His Nappy Hair?