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I Wouldn't Mind Paying Taxes... If I Knew They Were Going To A Friendly Country

The Jelly-bean Eating Thug Says That National Defense Is Important. But National Defense Starts At Home.

I Am Really Enjoying The New Martin Luther King Jr Stamp - Just Think About All Those White Bigots, Licking The Backside Of A Black Man.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.

America Has The Mightiest Military On The Planet, And They Didn't Get There With Entertainers.