I'm Very Proud Of Myself

People Would Go Anywhere To See A Famous Person In The Flesh, No Matter What They Do.

I Don't Have The Temperament Of A Performer, And I Certainly Couldn't Do It Every Night.

On Christmas Day You Can't Get Sore, Your Fellow Man You Must Adore. There's Time To Cheat Him All The More The Other Three Hundred And Sixty-four

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.