In School, I Wasn't A

The Married Man Has All But Eliminated That Worry From His Life, Simply Because His Wife Knows All About Him: The Good, The Bad, And The Tiny.

Failure-it Centers Me. Too Much Success Has Me Thinking, All Right, What's Goin' On?

In School, I Wasn't A Very Good Student - I Was Very Irresponsible And Never Did The Studying But Always Liked To Get The Laugh.

I Don't Think Men Talk As Much As Women, But When We Have Something On Our Minds We'll Get It Out.

I Don't Want To Be A Spokesman For Family Values, But That's The Way My Standup Is Perceived.