In The Doggie Dictionary, Under

Whoever Coined The Term "buyer Beware" Was Probably Bleeding From The Asshole.

If You Can't Beat Them, Arrange To Have Them Beaten.

Cocaine Was Different. It Kept Saying, "you Haven't Had Enough." I Became An Abuser Almost Instantly.

I Credit That Eight Years Of Grammar School With Nourishing Me In A Direction Where I Could Trust Myself And Trust My Instincts. They Gave Me The Tools To Reject My Faith. They Taught Me To Question And Think For Myself And To Believe In My Instincts To Such An Extent That I Just Said, "this Is A Wonderful Fairy Tale They Have Going Here, But It's Not For Me."

If Voting Changed Anything, It Would Be Illegal.