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There Is Nothing Wrong With The Planet. The Planet Is Fine ... Been Here 4 1/2 Billion Years. We've Been Here, What, A 100,000 Years, Maybe 200,000. And We've Only Been Engaged In Heavy Industry A Little Over 200 Years. 200 Years Versus 4 1/2 Billion. And We Have The Conceit To Think That Somehow We're A Threat? The Planet Isn't Going Away. We Are.

I've Set My Own Rules To Live By. The First One Is: 'never Believe Anything The Government Says.'

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.

When You Step On The Brakes Your Life Is In Your Foot's Hands.

Results Like These [state Of The Earth] Do Not Belong On The Resumé Of A Supreme Being.