Isn't It Fun To Go

When We Recall The Past, We Usually Find That It Is The Simplest Things - Not The Great Occasions - That In Retrospect Give Off The Greatest Glow Of Happiness.

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

My Next Door Neighbor Just Had A Pacemaker Installed. They're Still Working The Bugs Out, Though. Every Time He Makes Love, My Garage Door Opens.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.