It's A Wonderful World. It

My Folks Were English. They Were Too Poor To Be British. I Still Have A Bit Of British In Me. In Fact, My Blood Type Is Solid Marmalade.

I Like To Come To Washington, D.c., At Least Once A Year. Why Should My Tax Money Travel More Than I Do?

Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has Hired Six Bodyguards, And That's Just To Protect His Buns.

In His Prime, The Young Comic Walked Onto A Stage With The Confidence Of A Man Who Owned It, And By The Time He Walked Off, He Did.

If I'm On The Course And Lightning Starts, I Get Inside Fast. If God Wants To Play Through, Let Him.