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If My Golf Game Was A Prize Fight, They'd Stop It.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

It's A Wonderful Way To Live, And Not A Bad Way To Go, Either. The Average Frenchman Is Still Smiling Three Months After He's Dead.

Don't People Know That They Don't Have To Heckle The President Of The United States? That's What Congress Is For.

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