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Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

By Far The Most Common Craving Of Pregnant Women Is Not To Be Pregnant.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.