It Was A Tough School.

Every Year My Boss Used To Give Me A Bottle Of Expensive Brandy Because I'd Told Him That My Doctor Suggested A Drink Once In A While. This Year My Boss Gave Me The Name Of A New Doctor.

At Eighty-two, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old, But, Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

My Brother Applied For Work, But Was Told By The Company That It Had More Employees Than It Needed. My Brother Said, "don't Worry. The Little Bit Of Work I Do Won't Be Noticed !!!"

Sir, I Didn't Deserve The Grade You Gave Me On This Test. Do You Know A Lower One?

What An Orchestra! They Just Sit There, But Their Minds Are Thousands Of Miles Away With Their Bookies.