It Was Not My Class

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.