It's The American View That

Just When I Discovered The Meaning Of Life, They Changed It.

Once You Leave The Womb, Conservatives Don't Care About You Until You Reach Military Age. Then You're Just What They're Looking For. Conservatives Want Live Babies So They Can Raise Them To Be Dead Soldiers.

That's Why They Call It The American Dream, Because You Have To Be Asleep To Believe It.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."

You Show Me A Tropical Fruit And I'll Show You A Cocksucker From Guatemala.