I've Always Been Sensible With

They Put Up This Bloke's Picture On Crimewatch Uk With A Phone Number And Said 'have You Seen This Man?' Well My Auntie Rang Them Up And Said 'no'.

I Am Cursed With A Right Leg That Arouses The Desire Of Any Male Dog That Happens To Be Passing. I Used To Think That This Only Happened To Me But I've Discovered That Many People Have The Same Problem. They Have A Femme Fatale Limb.

I've Always Been Sensible With My Money. I Can't Say I'm A Business Genius.

Ringo Isn't The Best Drummer In The World. He Isn't Even The Best Drummer In The Beatles

Having Signed A Few Autographs In My Time, I Always Wonder What The Heck People Do With Them.