I've Been Offered Big Money

I Began Reading Cook Books When I Was Six, Cause My Father Had Hundreds Of Cook Books In The Kitchen. I Was Obsessed With Cooking And Tasting Different Recipes. I Got Lost In Being A Compulsive Eater. It Brought Me Much Happiness. Sadness Too, Sure. But I Have To Say, And Compulsive Eaters Will Agree With Me, For That Few Seconds That You're Eating, Food Tastes Just Great.

People Treat Me Like Family, 'cause I've Always Treated Them Like Family.

I've Been Offered Big Money To Promote Machines. And High-protein Diets, When That Was Really Popular. There Was Always Some New Powder Or Diet Plan That Somebody Wanted To Put My Name On.

My Persona Has Always Been What A Man Was Never Supposed To Be. Outrageous, Gregarious, Crazy, Silly, Funny.

Being Successful Is Something That's Sometimes Hard To Deal With.