I've Had So Many Rebirths,

The Trouble With Some Women Is That They Get All Excited About Nothing - And Then Marry Him.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

It's A Dirty Job Being Ridiculous, But I'll Do It

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.