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Love Is The Delightful Interval Between Meeting A Beautiful Girl And Discovering That She Looks Like A Haddock.

Dying Is The Last Thing I Will Ever Do.

Busy Yourselves With This, You Damned Walruses, While The Rest Of Use Proceed With The Libretto.

You Never Realize How Short A Month Is Until You Pay Alimony.

In Genesis, It Says That It Is Not Good For A Man To Be Alone; But Sometimes It Is A Great Relief.