Litigation: A Form Of Hell

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.