I Tell Ya, My Wife's

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

The Shape I'm In, I Could Donate My Body To Science Fiction.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

Life Is Full Of Temporary Situations, Ultimately Ending In A Permanent Solution.

I Tell Ya When I Fly, I Don't Get No Respect. I Took One Of Those Cheap Flights, No Frills. I Finished Eatin' And Had To Do The Dishes.