Management Is Nature's Way Of

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

My Old Life - No Amount Of Getting Used To It Would Have Made It Right.

For The Record, I Am Not A Nut. I Am An Optimist. That's Exactly Like A Nut Except With A Better Attitude.