Men Are Not Punished For

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

Gossip Is Vice Enjoyed Vicariously - The Sweet, Subtle Satisfaction Without The Risk.

Who Remembers When We Used To Rest On Sunday Instead Of Monday?

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.

After A Fellow Gets Famous It Doesn't Take Long For Someone To Bob Up That Used To Sit By Him In School.