Who Remembers When We Used

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

Lack Of Pep Is Often Mistaken For Patience.

We Can Tell That A Good Name Is Better Than Riches By Those Who Prefer The Riches.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.