Men Mourn For What They

Put An Englishman Into The Garden Of Eden, And He Would Find Fault With The Whole Blasted Concern; Put A Yankee In, And He Would See Where He Could Alter It To Advantage; Put An Irishman In, And He Would Want To Boss The Thing; Put A Dutchman In, And He Would Proceed To Plant It.

Old Maids Sweeten Their Tea With Scandal.

The Man Who Ain't Got An Enemy Is Really Poor.

Man Isn't A Fool For His Ignorance, But Rather For Believing Things That Are Wrong.

When The Truth Is In Your Way, You Are On The Wrong Road.