When The Truth Is In

A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than You Love Yourself.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Satire That Is Seasonable And Just Is Often More Effectual Than Law Or Gospel.

Take All The Fools Out Of This World And There Wouldn't Be Any Fun Living In It, Or Profit.

Ignorance Ain't Not Knowin' Stuff; Ignorance Is Knowin' Stuff That Ain't True.