Most Men Are Secretly Still

I Can See Close Up And My Husband Can See Far Away, So We're Covered. He Tells Me Who's In The Movie And I Tell Him What's In His Sandwich. Together We're Human Bifocals.

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

If You're Dating A Man Who You Think Might Be "mr. Right," If He A) Got Older, B) Got A New Job, Or C) Visited A Psychiatrist, You Are In For A Nasty Surprise. The Cocoon-to-butterfly Theory Only Works On Cocoons And Butterflies.

If It's Attention You Want, Don't Get Involved With A Man During Play-off Season.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.