Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is:

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

Here Is A Tip For All You Young People Drinking Wine. With Pasta, Drink White Wine. With Steak, Drink Red Wine. And If You're Vegan, You're Annoying.

I Bought A New Pair Of Pajamas With Pockets, Which Is Great, Cause Now I Don't Have To Hold Things When I Sleep.

A Glove Is A Very Literal Looking Hand Puppet.

I Need To Develop Some Patience - Immediately.