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My Mother Always Said You Could Eat Off Her Floor; You Could Eat Of My Floor Too, There's So Much Food Down There.

Comedy Is A Blood Sport. It Flays The Truth And Spurts Twisted Logic. In America, People Become Comics Because We Don't Have Bullfighting.

I Just Get The Feeling That If Jesse Helms Was In Charge Of Art In America, You'd Go Into A Museum And See Nothing But Prints Of Dogs Playing Cards.

We've Seen The Uproars Around The World Concerning Cartoons Depicting The Prophet Mohammad. Anyone Who Does Not Think Comic Strips Are Relevant Never Had A Fatwa Put On Him/her For Drawing A Picture.

You Know You're Getting Fat When You Step On The Dog's Tail And He Dies.