I'd Like To Prove To

Usually, About 85 Percent Of What The Tabloids Report Is A Lie. Over The Last Year, I Can Truly Say It Has Been 99 Percent.

I Was So Naive I Didn't Even Know About Agents. I Telephoned The William Morris Agency And Asked To Speak To Mr. Morris. I Expected Bill Morris To Be Waiting For My Call.

The Reason I Went For Jenny Craig Is I Thought, Maybe I'm Not The Only One Who Has Stupid Reasons For Getting Fat.

I Probably Spend More Time With My Kids Than The Average Stay-at-home Mother.

I Couldn't Care Less About Sex Unless I Meet Someone Who I Think Is Wonderful.