My Mom Was A Ventriloquist

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You Guys Like It, Don't You. You Guys Like To Change The Channel. We Like To Change You.

I've Been Pitching A Show Of Five Female Stand-up Comedians Through The Generations, From Phyllis Diller To Amy Schumer, So When I Got An E-mail Asking Me If I Would Participate In The Women In Comedy Festival, I Was Thrilled.

I Get My Sense Of Humor From My Parents. That's Why They Don't Have One Anymore.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.