My Mother Never Breast Fed

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Told My Mother, I'm Gonna Run Away From Home. She Said, On Your Mark.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.