My Mother's Sister Was Killed

Comedy Is An Amazing Calling. Once You Get That First Laugh, It's Hard To Turn Away. Then, Of Course, You're Hooked And You Have To Learn How To Survive In The Business.

A Summary Of Every Jewish Holiday: They Tried To Kill Us, We Won, Let's Eat!

I Think One Of The Big Things About Comedy Is The Ability For The Audience To Identify.

When I Was In The Hospital They Gave Me Apple Juice Every Morning, Even After I Told Them I Didn't Like It. I Had To Get Even. One Morning, I Poured The Apple Juice Into The Specimen Tube. The Nurse Held It Up And Said, 'it's A Little Cloudy.' I Took The Tube From Her And Said, 'let Me Run It Through Again,' And Drank It. The Nurse Fainted.

My Son Says I Never Tell Stories About Anyone Who's Living.