My Parents Used To Take

Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them.

Never Trust A Man, Who When Left Alone With A Tea Cosey... Doesn't Try It On.

I Just Believe In The Movie. I Don't Care What The Book Was Like. I Don't Care What The Previous Film Was Like Or Other Films Were Like. I Care Only About The Script I've Got.

I Don't Believe In Angels, No. But I Do Have A Wee Parking Angel. It's On My Dashboard And You Wind It Up. The Wings Flap And It's Supposed To Give You A Parking Space. It's Worked So Far.

Don't Die Until You're Dead.