My Secret For Staying Young

Following His Doctor's Orders, Nikita (khrushchev) Has Cut His Drinking In Half. He's Leaving Out The Water.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

If They Liked You, They Didn't Applaud -- They Let You Live.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

I Have Seen What A Laugh Can Do. It Can Transform Almost Unbearable Tears Into Something Bearable, Even Hopeful.