My Son Really Has The

They've Finally Come Up With The Perfect Office Computer. If It Makes A Mistake, It Blames Another Computer.

At The Christmas Party, The Secretary With The Long Red Hair Ate Three Pickles, And Four Salesmen Panicked.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

My Wife And I Were Shopping For The Whole Family. In The Music Department My Wife Said, "let's Get Your Nephew A Set Of Drums. That's What Your Brother Did To Us Last Year."

My Sister-in-law Found A Real Surprise In Her Stockings - My Brother.