My Wife's So Dumb, She

Last Year My Birthday Cake Looked Like A Prairie Fire.

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

A Man In The Crowd Asks: Hey Rodney, How'd You Get Started? Rodney: I Was 12 Years Old, Alone In My Room, And I Got Started!

Time And Tide And Hookers Wait For No Man.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.