Ninety Isn't Old. You're Old

Ben Hur, Who Said To His Sister Ben Him, We'd Better Swap Names Before They Start Calling Me Ben Gay! Never Got A Dinner!

Vincent Van Gogh, Who Said To The Hat Salesman, I Like It, But It Keeps Sliding Over My Ear. Never Got A Dinner!

Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not Now, I'm On The Throne. Never Got A Dinner!

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!