Queen Elizabeth, Who Said, Not

William Tell's Son, Telly, Who Said As His Father Was Pointing The Bow And Arrow At The Apple On His Head, There's Gotta Be An Easier Way To Kill Worms. Never Got A Dinner!

Eve Said To The Serpent, “you Know I Could Go For A Bite To Eat, But I Don't Know You From Adam.”

Elizabeth Taylor Has A Big Heart. She Recently Built A Halfway House For Girls Who Don't Want To Go All The Way.

Maid Marion, Who Said To Robin Hood, I Will Not Live In A House With A Little John. Never Got A Dinner!

Venus De Milo's Mother, Who Once Said To Venus, You Never Call Me. Can't You Pick Up A Phone? Never Got A Dinner!