The Captain Of The Titanic,

Sydney Poitier, Who Said To Lester Maddox, Guess Who's Not Coming To Dinner? Never Got A Dinner!

The Mayor Of Hong Kong, Who Said Can't Work Today. Have American Flu. Never Got A Dinner!

George Washington, Who Said To His Father, Dad, If I Never Tell I Lie, How Am I Ever Gonna Become President? Never Got A Dinner!

Pliny The Elder, Who When Rome Was Burning Requested Nero To Play You Picked A Fine Time To Leave Me, Lucille. Never Got A Dinner!

The Captain Of The Titanic, Who Said To Room Service, Who Sent For All This Ice? Never Got A Dinner!