Nolan Ryan Is Pitching Much

The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a Lot Of Singles, But No Action.

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

I Went Through Baseball As A Player To Be Named Later.

My First Baseman Is George "catfish" Metkovich From Our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates Team, Which Lost 112 Games. After A Terrible Series Against The New York Giants, In Which Our Center Fielder Made Three Throwing Errors And Let Two Balls Get Through His Legs, Manager Billy Meyer Pleaded, "can Somebody Think Of Something To Help Us Win A Game?" "i'd Like To Make A Suggestion," Metkovich Said. "on Any Ball Hit To Center Field, Let's Just Let It Roll To See If It Might Go Foul."