Now There's A Man With

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Behind Every Successful Man Is A Woman, Behind Her Is His Wife.

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.