Oh, What's This In My

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

What If I Couldn't Read? I Wouldn't Be Able To Text My Friends Movie Times Or Even Order Cheese Biscuits From Red Lobster!

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.