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A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

An Economist Is Someone Who Knows All The Answers To Last Years' Questions.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.