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My Father Painted, Well Into His 80s, What He Called Hard Edge Abstractions. It's Really Cool.

Mtv Is To Music As Kfc Is To Chicken!

If You're Working Out In Front Of A Mirror And Watching Your Muscles Grow, Your Ego Has Reached A Point Where It Is Now Eating Itself. That's Why I Believe There Should Be A Psychiatrist At Every Health Club, So That When They See You Doing This, They Will Take You Away For A Little Chat.

In My Lifetime, We've Gone From Eisenhower To George W. Bush. We've Gone From John F. Kennedy To Al Gore. If This Is Evolution, I Believe That In Twelve Years, We'll Be Voting For Plants.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.