Pan Me, Don't Give Me

I Never Got A Job I Didn't Create For Myself.

Pan Me, Don't Give Me The Part, Publish Everybody's Book But This One And I Will Still Make It!

I'm Sure The Way To Be Happy Is To Live Well Beyond Your Means!

I Feel That Much Of The World's Sorrow Comes From People Who Are This, Yet Allow Themselves To Be Treated As That.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.