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I'd Never Buy My Girl A Watch... She's Already Got A Clock Over The Stove.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

Kids Are Great. That's One Of The Best Things About Our Business, All The Kids You Get To Meet. It's A Shame They Have To Grow Up To Be Regular People And Come To The Games And Call You Names.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds

Everybody In New York Thinks The Knicks Are Playboy Bunnies, And I Have Been Telling Them For Years The Knicks Are A Rabbit. They're Closer To A Playboy Bunny This Year But For The Last Few Years These Guys Are Like, 'we Have A Really Good Team!' And I Say, 'you Really Think That?' And I Say, 'no, They Don't.' But This Is The Best Team They've Had In A While.