People Ask If I Can

Do Ya Remember The First Time You Had Sex? I Do, And Boy, Was I Scared! I Was Alone!

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

Last Week I Was Walking By A Cemetery, Two Guys Came After Me With Shovels. It Was All About Money.

When I Was Born I Was So Ugly The Doctor Slapped My Mother.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.