People Have To Be Realistic,

I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

The Reason Why You Know More Funny Dudes Than Funny Chicks Is That Dudes Are Funnier Than Chicks.

I Like My Parents But They Are Just Not Good Parents. They Are Nice Enough People. I'm Not Interested In Hurting Their Feelings.

I Feel Like I'm A Time Traveler From The Future Who Has Been Sent Back To Be Annoyed.

I Used To Be A Democrat, Now I'm Basically A Republican.