Roses Are Red, Violets Are

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

My Psychiatrist Once Said To Me, 'maybe Life Isn't For Everyone'.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)