Roses Are Red, Violets Are

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.