Santa Is Having A Tough

A Thing Of Beauty Is A Job Forever.

Our Local Department Store Had Two Santas - One For Regular Kids And One For Kids Who Wanted Ten Toys Or Less.

I Can't Tell You His Age, But When He Was Born The Wonder Drug Was Mercurochrome.

Valentine's Day Is Like Armistice Day - You Declare A Truce.

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.